How to cut U.S.A fuel consumption

George Bush in his speech to the union said he wanted to cut petrol consumption by 20%. There is an easy 3 point plan which will reduce consumption by 30%

1. Stop your spoilt ugly twin daughters going off to Argentina to party every 5 minutes. There's 10%

2. Stop secret agents making wasted journeys to harass people for not doing what you want and travelling abroad to make up stories about weapons of mass destruction. There's another 10%

http://willdo.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/2007/01/81yearold_liber.html great story and a warning for anyone who thinks Bush should be hanged LOL

3. Stop sending the fleet to threaten Iran because they don't agree with you. there's another 10%

See how easy it is for anyone with more than 5 brain cells.